Ah yo I stepped out the shire bare foot and gutless
Once a nice little hobbit now I am one you don't fuck with
'Cause now I've got an army, new sword to cut with
And the one ring baby sauron can suck it!
I spit riddles sharper than daggers, craft lyrical ladders
And elevate my status from Bag end to Rivendell
My name will be established as the elvish for swagger
Bring the arkenstone home and prove size don't matter!
Watch me verbally upend this, Smaug the stupendous
I'm stealth and undected as long as I have my precious!