"In 'Magical Creatures Studies' this term we're going to be looking at half-breeds-"

Bloody brilliant.

"-The most famous half-breed is of course-"

Go on. Say it. Make me feel special.

"-The werewolf. Werewolves suffer from the condition known as-"

Lycanthropy.

"Lycanthropy. Sadly they are generally considered to be the dregs of society and seldom have any friends-"

Unless, of course, they meet the Marauders.

"One of the most noticeable differences between the werewolf and the normal wolf is the tufted tail. Also, werewolves are reputed to be lacking in the beauty of the ordinary wolf."

Sirius said Moony is the second most beautiful thing he'd ever seen. Second only to myself.

AGAIN.

"Sit down. I'm a trained healer!"

"That's what I'm afraid of!" I cry.

It's too late. Luc has forced me into a chair, pulled off my shoes and socks and-

"Why are you wearing blue nail varnish?"

Shit.

aannd AGAIN